Are You Kamphey Approved?

Got free Acupuncture again.  This time it’s a nice guy from California.  The last acupuncture I got was from a pretty young girl.  This time did not go well.  When he put some needles in my feet they went too far and hurt.  As I type this I’m getting hypochondriactic and feeling my foot on fire.

We went into Code Red last week, had to clean for three hours Sunday morning.  Everybody had to clean everything.

How much can I tell you about Code Red?  Well for starters I think this is information I can’t really say.  If I can’t talk about it with Guests then I can’t talk about it on this blog.  But that makes it really interesting, doesn’t it?

Let’s say this about “Code Red.”   A year ago there was Code Green, which is normal, good.  Then Code Yellow, which is heightened awareness. And then finally Code Red which is a bad situation.  Sounds pretty simple, right?
Not simple enough for Royal Caribbean.  So to simplify this procedure they got rid of Code Yellow.  But they added another Code Red. But to avoid confusion they created informal elevated Green.  So now there is Code Green,  That’s good, everything is fine.  Then there’s Elevated Code Green, some extra duties and what have you.  Then it goes right into Code Red, Level 1.  This is when everyone gets involved.  Next, yes there’s even more red than Code Red. We have Code Red Level 2.  Highest level. That’s it.

I wonder if I said too much.