Are You Kamphey Approved?

In my last post I explained that I over heard some old ladies discussing losing 10 dollars at the slot machine. I found out that this was because you get 10 dollars free for signing up for the Players Club at this Casino.  Of course I’ll take free money.  After working until about 8:30pm saturday Night I change my clothes so nobody will recognize me (it doesn’t work).  I still get to sign up for the players club and they hand me a card with passwords and codes to enter into any slot machine to play 10 dollars free.  Since I got here I’ve been passing a large eBay slot machine with five seats at it.  I immediately head there.  If eBay is involved in a casino, that sounds odd enough for me to be sold.  I get over there and the seats are filled with determined ladies. I wait five minutes and nobody is even poised to leave.  Gathering my thoughts I head to sit at the bar closest to the machine. From this view point I can watch baseball, talk to someone and watch over the machine to see when one these ladies either gets up or drops dead, both have the same chance of happening.  50-50.

I don’t even need to go into it but let’s just say over an hour later I lost 10 dollars and found myself lamenting over it.  If I had someone to talk to about it I’m sure I would have ended up in an ice cream parlor with them and someone else would overhear us and the vicious cycle would repeat itself.  But alas nobody to talk to so I end up in my hotel room writing in my blog about it.

Dear Blog,

As you know, if you have been reading my blog, I am working at a Casino in Michigan this weekend.  Nothing new to report except that I lost 10 dollars.  No, if you are thinking this, it did not slip out of my pocket.   It was never in my pocket. It was in a card and in fact was 10 free dollars.   The Casino gave me the 10 dollars.  I thought of just taking the 10 dollars and using it to buy some ice cream but a las the Casino employees in their infinite widsom thought of that and made it impossible to do such a thing.  I must spend it on the machines.  So I spent it, didn’t win, just lost 10 dollars.  But you knew that already. I’m not sure why I just sent you a letter about it when it was in fact you Blog who I told just now before writing this letter.  Good thing I didn’t use any postage stamps. That would have been another 42 cents I would have lost.

Your Loyal Faithful Peasant Blogger,

Kamphey

P.S. I’m going to write you tomorrow about hot tubbing.  No nudity but lots of hot wetness.  Hot meaning 104 degree water. Boiling of sorts.