Are You Kamphey Approved?

Do you have a Product?   It could be anything: a musical CD, film, website, food item, packaging concept, script for a short film, feature lenght script, casting choice for a role, idea for a new transportation system, tv program, tv pilot script, letter to a friend, letter to a parent, letter to a dead grandfather, novel, collection of short stories, haiku, new band concept,  comic strip, comic book, graphic novel, multi-national corporation logo, sketch script for your next sketch group’s performance,  science fair project, book report, snowboard design, new mousetrap design, compilation cd, compilation dvd, print ad idea, TV commercial, Casting choice for a high school play, counter culture zine, treatment for a feature length film script, pillow case design, music video, music video idea, PHD thesis topic,

Anything at all can be Kamphey Approved.

How to Get Your Product Kamphey Approved:

Step 1) Package a physical example of your product and include a Self Addressed Stamped Envelope.

Step 2) Find Kamphey’s current physical address, Kamphey’s current email address, and Kamphey’s Mother’s current email address.

Step 3) Take a photo of your Product and the package you are mailing it in.

Step 4) Mail your product to Kamphey’s current physical address.*

Step 5) Upon mailing your product upload the photo(s) taken earlier of the product and the package to some sort of online website. Either your own or Flickr.

Step 6) Email a link of the photo(s) to my mother’s current email address and to me with the subject: SUBMITTED FOR YOUR APPROVAL **

Step 7) Wait for your envelope back.  Written on your envelope will be either one of two words: APPROVED or DENIED

Upon being DENIED you must make any specified changes without fail and submit within one year of the original submission.  The specified changes will be included in the returned envelope.  After getting a denial you are under no obligation to submit again.  It is under your own volition and you choose to make the changes in order to get KAMPHEY APPROVED.

Upon being APPROVED you are permitted to use the KAMPHEY APPROVED logo that will be included in the returned envelope.  Your product will then appear on all KAMPHEY APPROVED lists that are released over the subsequent 10 years from the date of your original date from the post office on the original envelope.

Special Notes:

* If the product does not reach me within two weeks the submittion is null and void.  I do not take any responsibilty to approve nor deny your product.  You are able to resubmit at any time if the product is neither approved nor denied.

** The email must only include the link and only the link.  No photos attached, no words, no explanations. If the email contains anything else other than the link to a photo of your product, your product will be DENIED.